June 2012
Leave me some "Have you ever"s in my ask box and I...
Watchthatscheesy:
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May 2012
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
disney-garden:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”
And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,
asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.
…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had...
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
FUCK, MARRY, CUDDLE. SEND ME 3 NAMES
Oh dear god
I am so relieved that I passed all my classes. Definitely didn’t do as well as I hoped. 2 A’s, 2 B’s and 1 C. But it’s better than failing any of my classes, and I had a shit semester. never taking 18 units again. And I passed fucking Physics, YES.
krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
