February 2012
mishacollinses:
you too can become friends with people you creepily admire on the internet if you truly believeĀ
2thpaste:
i complain about dumb people a lot but i am the most dumb of all the people
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME.
SWEET JESUS. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
That awkward moment when you go on Facebook
and try to message someone something. Than realize they don’t exist on your FB due to them deactivating their page or just specifically blocking you. Insert “Okay…” meme.
my life
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
You know those friends? That live far far away and...
I have a lot of those. And to be honest, as times passes by, you begin to think about them less, talk to them less. It becomes a hassle when one person starts to fade away, and the other one tries to hold on. But eventually, life comes in and you just can’t hold on anymore.
That’s not the case this time. And maybe it will happen in the future, but I want to enjoy the time I have now...